Sharing my shit mood...

And don't ya just *love* me for it!!!

Let's see...
Okay...so (since my last post) I've gone bathing suit shopping, now I know all woman over the age of 30 whom have bared children and their bodies haven't seen the light of day since Sept. of 2007...just love flipping through the racks and racks of string bikinis that would better fit a beer bottle than a human being!!! Trying desperately not to resort to a full figured one-piece bathing suit in fear of becoming labeled as an "older woman"...we settle on the great little invention of the "tank-ini" that can at very least cover up our kangaroo pouch in which we carried our loving children in for 9 whole months!!! Needless to say: THIS TASK SUCKS!

We've been having cable issues.. and our big screen TV in the downstairs living room has been 'broken' for the past week and a half. The cable box upstairs has been rebooting itself, by itself...just for fun, and of course after many phone calls over countless hours resulted in a cable guy coming to the house to say that everything checks out fine... but hey... call me if you have any more problems! Really...

The hottest week of the year... thus far... reaching a fabulous 97' practically ALL WEEK LONG... and our office (yet again) has NO AC! Oh the joy...as if it doesn't suck enough coming to work day after day already... I enjoy nothing more than roasting to death in my work cave!!! Makes me SO much more efficient than normal, and I must say.. in a GREAT mood! We should really resort to this year round!

Not to mention...My death trap on wheels, some prefer to call it a '99 Honda Odyssey... still continues to shriek loud enough to rattle the ancient Egyptians from their tombs every time I come to a stop! I have to say that I have mastered my princess wave quite well!! I'm LOVING all the attention I am getting! I should buy a tiara... it only seems right!

And so yesterday I decided to take the day off of work (to work even harder) to give my house a good cleaning...it was due. But what I would like to know is why the person WITHOUT a penis is subjected to clean all of the pee drippings from the toilet bowl (I do however understand that 98% of it probably is coming from my almost 4 year old...but STILL) the seat and the floor? I'm thinking this comes with the package... so to speak... kind of like if you have a penis you should be responsible for the mess it makes....and so I am throwing in my elbow length gloves... no more will my face come THAT close to a toilet where I can smell week old urine, at best!

Okay... well that about sums it up,wait... there's more. Isn't there ALWAYS more..

But I'll save that for another bitch session, can't spill out all the good stuff in one sitting... what would I possibly talk about next time! :)

Weekend Cookout & random stuff...

Well HELLO, a whole week later! Thought I'd share some pictures from the weekend. We ended up having a cookout Sunday complete with good food, fun yard games and more! Couldn't have asked for better weather... a perfect day to be outside!

Tyler in full swing with the Hula-Hoop

Nathan couldn't get enough of the "Twirly Thing"

This kid put his all into making it twirl!

Because it's WAY more fun to play with it like this... Ring Toss... Nathan's way..are you seeing the pattern here?
Jared & Aaron... being Jared & Aaron...
Not sure what Tyler was preaching about but Nathan was getting down! Go Nathan... And quite disturbing, as most of my food pictures

seem to turn out, but these were the FABULOUS

Beer Can Chickens, courtesy of Aaron, of course!

(didn't get many pics of food.. but we had some AWESOME eggplant

sandwiches made with a red pepper sauce, mozzarella, and prosciutto!

Corn and avocado salsa... and some homemade Sangria! YUMMY)

Amy, Pro Frisbee Player! The virgin Sangria's for the kiddlets!
Tyler in her best Miley Cyrus pose!
Two can play 'I'm a Rock Star' CHEERS!
Aaron & Amy playing dirt bike tag!
All while Nathan chills eating Oreo's
Yes folks...that's Aaron riding the dirt bike THROUGH the Hula-Hoop!
Did I say Nathan was EATING his Oreo's??...
And everyone knows only REAL MEN drink and smoke while playing Frisbee!
We've started something here....Jared's turn
and again...
I just couldn't help myself with this shot...please forward along any applications for the Circus!
You never know... might just be worth quiting the day job! :)

So that was the weekend in brief, had a very good time...and other than that did a whole lot of nothing the rest of the time!

Added a mini album to my collection of scraps that I had entered for The Design Experiment Challenge, you can check that out here.

Also, as my children have yet to disobey me, not eat their dinner, get out of bed 20 times plus (despite many threats), torture one another, etc. all resulting in annoying me... I have, in the works... a fabulous little chart that will display whatever privileged item they take for granted that I choose to take away from them for the week, perhaps even longer! So, basically it will be a reminder for them (and me as well, b/c I have more often than not thrown out a punishment or two ...here and there... and not even half way into the week, completely forget and thus my children still misbehave!!) that they have lost this because they have chosen to do that! I'll be posting a picture later this week to give you a better idea of how I plan for this nifty little chart to work! Wish me luck, as it's either THIS... or shipping my children to the nearest zoo for someone else to deal with their behavioral problems and have food thrown at them!

Meet Cookie!

Okay... now I realize this is no two headed turtle....but this is the little bundle of joy that survived Jared's lawn mowing last Saturday afternoon and stayed for the weekend! Little Cookie had a variety of homes, one by the deck overlooking the yard with a fabulous view of the play set...another one positioned on the half wall indoors where Cookie could not only see the TV but also had the pleasure of watching us eat dinner right in front of her! And last but not least a giant cardboard box home filled with mud, weeds, dead bugs, half pieces of worm (lets not forget the blueberry that Nathan fished out of his yogurt to share with Cookie!) and a wading pool! What a luxury mini-vacation from the wild this little gal had after nearly being sucked into the vortex of blades that crossed over her just hours before!!! Shweeeew!

They say girls' have brown eyes!
She was so very curious...
Loved taking photos!!
And then we had to say our
goodbyes! We wish you well

Little Cookie!

So... that was fun! My past weekend also included a trade off. One tray of O'Henry's in exchange for a fabulous tray of spinach and artichoke dip made by Aaron! YUM-O!! The best stuff ever...with grilled bread, yum, yum, yum!!!

And of course, we ended up having a great dinner... Aaron made Cuban Burgers...All sorts of yummy stuff go into making them, such as a spread including mayo, Dijon, roasted garlic... some Swiss cheese, ham, pickles... all smashed on an onion bun and grilled with bricks! DeLicIouS!!! So....that and playing tons of frisbee well into the dark of the night... about wraps up my past weekend. Looking forward to an extended weekend... good company, good food..good times!

In like a Lion!

Seems as though our storms around here have become more intense and packing a punch! Thankfully nothing bad in my neighborhood... however check out how some of the other counties fared...

Hail storm

Golf Ball sized hail!!

Thankfully this is a PARKED car!!

Some pretty nasty storms rolling through...couple of unconfirmed tornadoes and lots of damage! Usually we have those fabulous NC mountains to tame and break up all of the bad weather that drifts over from TX to TN... but not this time.

Well...

I've decided I need to chat... blab a little. About what you ask?? Does she possibly have something interesting to say?? Well, NO... not really. Just bored. I think that's my problem lately... I'm literally bored. Feel like I have nothing great to do with my time, my days... the passing weeks. BORING.

Maybe it's because on some level I'm expecting something fun to happen... or want something to occur spontaneously... out of the blue, not the norm. Hum!

When really it's just same old everyday...

wake up

kids off to school

show up at work

maybe actually work

play on the Internet

find things to work on, and then choose not to work on them b/c I don't want to

stress over the economy killing our business, lack of work... housing market, etc.

fuel prices... mostly diesel, my god can it get any higher...

after school activities

ponder over the all time American household nightly question "what's for dinner?"

eat

kids to bed

watch pointless hours of TV, maybe fold laundry or sit and stare in my scrap room

off to bed

WASH....RINSE...AND REPEAT! LOL

So it's Tuesday... Tuesday's are boring too!

Funny thing is, I complain about being bored when I'm running the normal everyday routine... always on the go.. seems like there's always something to do (not things I necessarily want to be doing).... But when it's not there to be done, then I am TRULY bored. So I guess I'm just in serious need of a vacation, any place other than here to look at... that I know all too well is not financially possible, meaning SO not in my near future!! But oh well...I shall survive! I always do...

That fabulous SOY Contest I've been talking about... yeah, SO not going to make the deadline on that one. I've done maybe 5 layouts... need to submit at least 20, by May 29th. Not going to happen. So... that gives me a whole year to work on it for next years contest... now that's a deadline I can work with! LOL

And something random, it seems as though the new 'hot summer look' for your feet is roman sandals... I'm hoping nobody agrees... b/c EWH! I just can't even imagine wearing these things unless I was going to a costume party!

Honestly.... DO NOT GET IT! But.. hey to each their own!! Whatever floats your boat... after all it's not like I haven't been caught wearing some pretty weird shit myself! But these get the double ICK from me! LOL

Well, that's enough ramble from me in one day. I'll be posting pics of the lovely palm sized turtle (actually a little smaller than that) I found in the yard over the weekend, "Cookie" was our weekend house guest... we let her go find her family last night as the kids waved a sad goodbye!

Pretty much...

Yeah I know.. I've really been slacking on this whole bloggin' deal! But, I will offer no excuses (simply b/c I know that maybe 2 people actually refer to this blog to be let down daily as they see that I am just as boring as they originally thought, or that I don't even take the time to post!) so I will just say... I'm here, I'm alive... just nothing worth saying lately!

Well that sounds nice and depressing doesn't it! When my life perks back up or I simply have a random brain fart that I feel is worthy of the Internet readers... I will be back. For now.. I still feel as if I have nothing interesting or witty enough to share! I mean how often do you want to hear that my daughter had a soccer game or a birthday party to go to... and that's about all I've been up to (or she rather... I'm just along for the ride!)

Scrap Crap

Added some more stuff in my scrap creations! Be sure to check it out... lots there, use the labels to find something particular!
Still haven't finished up my envelope album, almost done...promise to post when finished. It's been a super busy week!!!

Have a super weekend!